classy and fabulous

robotindisguise:

“I wash myself with a rag on a stick”

finalellipsis:

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funtime:

I was walking to get coffee this morning and saw this greeting on the 6-Parnasus. I wasn’t able to get the shot before the bus took off so thanks for posting!

Go Niners!

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perfect

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deformative:

“my other ride is your daughter”

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lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber:

how are we not married yet?

ryangoslingartsadmin:

Hey Girl. Nice budget.

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mmmsimpsons:

themostmoist:

Zzzzap!

From “Homer’s Phobia”, also known as “The one where they got John Waters to play John Waters”.